Here is some of the mahi that has been shared with me.
Dad Jokes - Rhea
What do you call a fake noodle?-- A Impasta.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was SODA pressing.
Want to hear my pizza joke? No, it's too cheesy.
Who did the Acorn call on his phone? It's obviously the acorn tree.
Son, you can have some sunscreen and daughter you can have daughterscreen.
Hey wanna hear my soap joke? Nevermind it's too bubbly
Hey wanna hear my BBQ joke? It’s too much of a roast.
Haha, great jokes Rhea! My favourites are the pasta and pizza jokes, that might show you something about me and food!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mrs ONeil its took me a long time to make those. Hopefully we can some back to school!
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